Vintage Blue Velvet 7-piece Playpen Modular Sofa

Couch of your **deepest, squishiest dreams** just dropped.

This **7-piece blue velvet playpen sectional** is basically the adult version of a blanket fort — only sexier. Bought from Sears in 1982 (when Sears was still a VIBE), this big squishy beast has lived its best life with *one non-smoking, non-pet-having human*. Respect.

Configure it however you want:

🌀 Circle of Trust

📺 Movie Pit of Glory

💤 Nap Vortex

🍕 Snack Throne

Velvety. Modular. Retro as hell. Small repairs included — like Botox for furniture.